Shanequa, shee say shee voot'ded fo' O'-bawma fahv tahmes, and shee gonna' stan' awn' dat tefphome powl wit har paynts awff, tiwl her ma'an O'-bawma gib her da stiminus che-ack and staa't makun her moeguge paymants lawke he say'd he wood! Am thaynkin' shee be dare ah laowng tahme, tew!